Andrew Johnson, J6Eer, finds his Alleged Minor Molestation not covered by Pardon from J6

 Birds of a feather.  Andrew Paul Johnson, faces charges in Florida of child molestation. He allegedly tried to buy his way out of the charges by offering the victim a piece of his J6 payout funded by a loan from someone like JJ Woolworth or some nonsense. https://www.aol.com/news/pardoned-j6er-charged-child-molestation-195747290.html 

Update to celebrate the Spring of 2026: Mr. Johnson has been sentenced to life in prison for his molestation conviction. One of the children was under 12 and the other between 12 and 16. He tried to tell the kids he was getting a payout of $10,000 for his participation in the riot of January 6th and wanted to buy their silence. At 45, he will have a long time to think about what he did.

It would really be fitting if Afroman used his considerable talents to make a song about Mr. Johnson and perhaps some of his other compatriots.  

Not Daniel Patrick, but Christopher Moynihan charged with terroristic threats regarding Hakeem Jefferies

 I'm no attorney, but I dont think threatening to kill Hakeem Jefferies via text messages is covered under your J6 pardon, buddy: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/pardoned-jan-6-rioter-arrested-for-threatening-to-kill-congressman-police/ar-AA1OUc1Q

Jake Lang still claiming Police Brutality and running for office allegedly

 Jake Lang, one of the rioters and alleged trespasser at the J6 event, is still claiming police brutality.

He also thinks the Proud Boys should be working on immigration or some nonsense:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/proud-boys-illegal-immigrants-jake-lang-b2850195.html

Taylor Taranto gets time served and 3 years supervised release. Prosecutors who recommended 27 months put on leave

 Yeah, the guy who who was arrested for livestreaming by Obama's home with a van full of 2 guns hundreds of rounds of ammo, and a machete; after our president posted the former president's address online was basically given probation while the prosecutors are put on leave.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2025/10/30/jan-6-participant-taylor-taranto-will-be-sentenced-today-after-doj-suspended-prosecutors-who-described-attack-as-mob-of-rioters/ 

Apparently mentioning J6 as "a mob of rioters" isn't taken lightly, but TT's offenses are.

Richard Barnett, who stole mail from Pelosi's office, seeks restitution of court fees

 Pardoned trespasser and rioter Richard "BigO" Barnett has sued to recoup his legal and court fees after being convicted, then pardoned for his role in January 6.  Good luck.

https://www.nwahomepage.com/northwest-arkansas-news/pardoned-jan-6-defendant-from-gravette-seeks-refund-of-legal-fees/

I thought we'd heard the last of the QANON Shaming Jacob Chemsley

 "QANON Shaman" has filed some ridiculous lawsuit naming everyone and trying to capture more headlines.  He should call one of the places that offers a loan against a future lawsuit windfall, he'd be sitting pretty.

QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion and targets Musk, T-Mobile and Warner Bros in rambling lawsuit

Andrew Quentin Taake alleges his hypergonadism treated with Female Hormones while in custody

 Taake has already been re-arrested on a 2016 charge of allegedly enticing a minor. He is a low-t individual and claims instead of receiving treatment for his hypergonadism while in custody, that he was injected with estrogen or female hormones, causing him to develop breasts.