Andrew Johnson, J6Eer, finds his Alleged Minor Molestation not covered by Pardon from J6

 Birds of a feather.  Andrew Paul Johnson, faces charges in Florida of child molestation. He allegedly tried to buy his way out of the charges by offering the victim a piece of his J6 payout funded by a loan from someone like JJ Woolworth or some nonsense. https://www.aol.com/news/pardoned-j6er-charged-child-molestation-195747290.html 

Update to celebrate the Spring of 2026: Mr. Johnson has been sentenced to life in prison for his molestation conviction. One of the children was under 12 and the other between 12 and 16. He tried to tell the kids he was getting a payout of $10,000 for his participation in the riot of January 6th and wanted to buy their silence. At 45, he will have a long time to think about what he did.

It would really be fitting if Afroman used his considerable talents to make a song about Mr. Johnson and perhaps some of his other compatriots.