Tuesday, November 18, 2025

J6er John Banuelos charged with sexual assault and kidnapping

 He apparently was a piece of shit well before the January 6th incident.  He also stabbed a guy to death in a separate incident but wasn't charged, claiming self-defense.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/high-profile-jan-6-defendant-facing-charges-of-kidnapping-sexual-assault/ar-AA1Qb2UA

Two more J6 Related Pardons: Woman who threatened to kill FBI agents and an illegal firearm charge for Wilson

Pro law enforcement unless its to support  the law: Trump pardons two more J6ers - one woman Kaye who threatened to kill FBI agents for investigating crimes and militia member Dan Wilson on an illegal firearm change.

https://apnews.com/article/daniel-edwin-wilson-pardon-trump-capitol-riot-fdd10aaab22a8996a097704bea37b6ae

Andrew Johnson, J6Eer, finds his Alleged Minor Molestation not covered by Pardon from J6

 Birds of a feather.  Andrew Paul Johnson, faces charges in Florida of child molestation. He allegedly tried to buy his way out of the charges by offering the victim a piece of his J6 payout funded by a loan from someone like JJ Woolworth or some nonsense. https://www.aol.com/news/pardoned-j6er-charged-child-molestation-195747290.html 

Update to celebrate the Spring of 2026: Mr. Johnson has been sentenced to life in prison for his molestation conviction. One of the children was under 12 and the other between 12 and 16. He tried to tell the kids he was getting a payout of $10,000 for his participation in the riot of January 6th and wanted to buy their silence. At 45, he will have a long time to think about what he did.

It would really be fitting if Afroman used his considerable talents to make a song about Mr. Johnson and perhaps some of his other compatriots.  


Saturday, November 1, 2025

Not Daniel Patrick, but Christopher Moynihan charged with terroristic threats regarding Hakeem Jefferies

 I'm no attorney, but I dont think threatening to kill Hakeem Jefferies via text messages is covered under your J6 pardon, buddy: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/pardoned-jan-6-rioter-arrested-for-threatening-to-kill-congressman-police/ar-AA1OUc1Q

Jake Lang still claiming Police Brutality and running for office allegedly

 Jake Lang, one of the rioters and alleged trespasser at the J6 event, is still claiming police brutality.

He also thinks the Proud Boys should be working on immigration or some nonsense:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/proud-boys-illegal-immigrants-jake-lang-b2850195.html


Taylor Taranto gets time served and 3 years supervised release. Prosecutors who recommended 27 months put on leave

 Yeah, the guy who who was arrested for livestreaming by Obama's home with a van full of 2 guns hundreds of rounds of ammo, and a machete; after our president posted the former president's address online was basically given probation while the prosecutors are put on leave.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2025/10/30/jan-6-participant-taylor-taranto-will-be-sentenced-today-after-doj-suspended-prosecutors-who-described-attack-as-mob-of-rioters/ 

Apparently mentioning J6 as "a mob of rioters" isn't taken lightly, but TT's offenses are.

Oxymoron alert: J6er Elias Irizarry hired in Counterterrorism Role at Pentagon

 Qualified, maybe. Patriotic, I think we have a different definition of what constitutes patriotism.  In his defense he was just 19, if you ...