Saturday, June 27, 2026

Jake Lang arrested, again

 Jake Lang, pardoned J6er, must have some sort of adsense for being arrested or somehow otherwise figured out how to monetize arrests. Or he figures that only strengthens his newsworthiness and credibility. He has branched out from traditional rioting and into social politics that really is best left alone.This time he allegedly claimed he was shoot someone in the head, during the sensationalized Karmelo Anthony trial. His hairstyle looks like early combover.  His parents must be proud when asked about their son at cocktail parties that they obviously attend.

He is our most frequently cited J6er, kudos! Check out the search section for more on ole Jake.

Sunday, June 7, 2026

Grab bag: More on crimes of pardoned J6ers, Pence, DOJ Logic

 They should really consult an expert like myself for these articles. PBS has their take as well,  which makes me feel better about how I do my reporting. Over 6% of the pardoned J6ers have faced new offenses.  I wonder how that stacks up against imigrants, etc. Jake Lang is trying to set the record for most arrests after a J6 Pardon, but we haven't confirmed at our newsdesk.

Interestingly and unrelated Pence isn't so sympathetic to the slush fund.

Interesting doublespeak from the Justice Department on the slush fund for J6ers and the like.  "It's dead but don't kill it or something like that"

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Oxymoron alert: J6er Elias Irizarry hired in Counterterrorism Role at Pentagon

 Qualified, maybe. Patriotic? Well, I think we have a different definition of what constitutes patriotism.  In his defense he was just 19, if you know what I mean. How could I dance with another, whooo!

Best line : "AI won't take your job, a convicted J6er(but pardoned) will"

Jake Lang descends upon Dearborn, MI and Minneapolis

 In an interesting battle, Jake Lang has tried to cause additional chaos in Dearborn, MI.  Dearborn and surround cities have a high muslim ...