1776 Fund for j6ers?

 Our President has created what some are calling a slush fund to defend J6ers of crimes and other political allies.  Is that really what America First wants their tax dollars going towards?  This was part of Trums "settlement" of his 10 Billion Dollar lawsuit against the IRS which also allegedly protects him and family from future IRS litigation.  Jiminy Crickets.  I really dont want to see any more bragging about foregoing a presidential salary while we are getting fleeced.

David Daniel, J6er, pleads guilty in child sexual abuse case

 A leopard doesn't change their stripes. Or something like that.  And sometimes, abusing children isn't included in a blanket pardon.  David Daniel, a pardoned J6 rioter, is I believe the 5th pardoned J6er to have pled guilty or been convicted of child sexual exploitation, abuse or similar. Sounds like he was taking pictures of sexual images of minors, with one kid exploited prior to 1/6/21, and one after.  I don't know if it is statistically significant that he has a first name for both his first and last name and how that links to criminality, but it should be reviewed.  At least he doesnt go by his first, middle and last name.

"I want my 2 Dollars!" Says Christopher Price and Cynthia Ballinger

January 6th Rioters Price and Ballinger have filed a motion requesting their $570 fines be refunded, after they were convicted and subsequently pardoned for their alleged crimes at the breach of the Capitol on January 6th 2021.  The question is who refunds the money.  I guess the feces and other destruction caused on Jan 6th were automatically removed upon the blanket pardon. The question is will the Architect of the Capitol and the Crime Victims Fund refund the $570.  I'm no mathmetician or economist, but I'd think the time and cost of retrieving the $570 will cost more than $570. I think Pirro's blowout costs more than $570.

Public service announcement, if you do not get the I want my 2 Dollars reference, I sugest you immediately put down whatever you are doing and go watch "Better Off Dead" starring our favorite future kickboxer.

Daniel Tocci J6er Sentenced to 4 years for Child Porn

 I almost passed over the news of Daniel Tocci being sentenced to 4 years in Prison for his massive collection of child sexual abuse images, amonst other depraved videos in his collection.  I had him confused with Andrew Paul Johnson, another J6er recently convicted of sexual abuse of minors. I wonder what he whistled at when he was working construction in Western Massachusetts.  I dont know how one would have the time to have over 100,000 sexual images, but allegedly he did. He argued that the search of his home was due to his particpation in the J6 riot and since he was pardoned, that prosecutors shouldn't consider his illegal porn stash as legally obtained evidence, or something like that.  I wonder how you explain that to your construction site buddies.

Good luck in Prison. Pro tip: shave the moustache before serving your bid.

NY Times Steals my thunder covers J6er's Crimes post J6

 Come on NYT, I was here first.  But looks like a good read.  I don't think I covered Joseph Munafo who doesn't sound like much of a fun mofo.  He allegedly assaulted police during the J6 riots, including punching a police officer multiple times, making off with a riot shield, and using a flag pole to break a window. His anger management classes have had mixed success, as he allegedly threatened a 911 dispatcher in his latest legal encounters and was charged with multiple othe rmenacing phone calls.

Jared Wise resigns from Justice Dept

 In a case where indeed throwing the baby out with the bath water is a good thing, Jared Wise has resigned from the Justice Department at or around the same time as Pam Bondi's dismissal.  Apparently, Jared Wise was ousted in some sort of power struggle in the Justice Department's "Weaponization Working Group".  I am not completely sure if that means they were working on further weaponizing the current administration's Justice Department or simply looking at the previous administration's. But I will take a wild guess and deduce that it is the prior administration. Let's put it up there with Peacekeeping Missiles as one of my favorite all time oxmorons.  "Who are you calling an oxmoron?" 

Jared Wise, in case you don't remember, urged violence against the Capitol Police during the riot on Jan 6, as evidenced by transcipt of his own testimony.  I guess credit should be given to remove the fox from the henhouse or at least turning up the temperature high enough that the fox decides to leave.

Benjamin Martin pardoned J6er Now Candidate for Madera County Supervisor

 Convicted then Pardoned J6er, Benjamin Martin has announced his candidancy for Madera County Supervison. The incumbent candiate isn't particularly worried that the former real estate agent turned gourmet mushroom farmer will unseat him. But if you job entails keeping your product in the dark and and feeding it horsesh*t all day, that is pretty good training for a career in politics. That said, he should not have trimmed his beard up and left it like a 70's bush.

Once, when I was younger and stupid, a friend and I were drinking at a dive bar and proceeded to close it out.  Our dinner consisted of the free popcorn in the bar, which is the greatest idea of all time.  If you are the bar owner, not for dinner.  Anyway, it was snowing and foggy that evening around the holidays.  We were stumbling back to my buddy's dive apartment, when he had the brilliant idea of climbing a ladder to go onto the roof of the local Nipple Works factory.  The steam billowing from the short smokestacks had created a surreal vibe, with the snow, fog, and our intoxication. After about 5 minutes of walking around the 3 story rooftop enjoying the scenery, the police arrived.  They had a spotlight and asked us politely to come down.  My fiend was grabbed rather quickly, but I decided to hang around under a smokestack and and hide.  15 Minutes later, an officer grabbed my arm and escorted me down from the building.

We were charged with defiant trespassing, booked, and held for a little while.  The court date was a couple months later and we paid a minimal fine.  I remember it was once again, during a snowstorm as I had to travel from college back to my hometown for the hearing.  I told no one, ever, about this shameful incident.  Little did I know it was really God telling me to use it as a springboard to find my true calling, politics!