Jake Lang descends upon Dearborn, MI and Minneapolis

 In an interesting battle, Jake Lang has tried to cause additional chaos in Dearborn, MI.  Dearborn and surround cities have a high muslim population and seem to align with Christian Nationalists at least in their anti-LGBTQ stances. I am genuinely curious how Jake Lang is able to monetize his bizarre campaigns.

He managed to get arrested in Minneapolis as well shortly after.  Apparently, a vehicle he was in drove "toward" a crowd of people.  I wonder how sustainable his antics are.  Of course, he'll probably get elected somewhere and get a pesnion and health insurance for the rest of his life, so there's that.

The lates is that Mr. Lang decided to tear up a Qu'ran in Harlem.  I wonder who pays this guy to try and start so much civil unrest.

Sycophant FL GOP Senate candidate Mike Collins supports J6 Payouts

 Mike Collins stated on video "that's easy" when asked about supporting a federal fund to compensate J6 rioters who stormed the Capitol.  Guess what happened next?  Of course he tried to walk back his statements.  All because Dominic Box, a a pardoned J6 rioter claims he suffered financial harm due to storming the Capitol.

The Pride of Buffalo: J6er Thomas Sibick back in Jail

 Well, almost Buffalo.  Thomas Sibick resides in the nearby to Buffalo town of Amherst.  Sounds like he went over to a woman's home and there was a dispute that resulted in damaged cellphone.  No too bad, except the woman had a protective order against Mr. Sibick, resulting in a misdemeanor.  The misdeamor turned into 3 felony weapons charges a few days later.  Mr Sibick had served time for his role in the riot on January 6th in the Capitol, until his release following his pardon.  He had pled guilty to stealing the radio and badge of a Capitol Police Officer who had been beaten.  The badge was recovered underground in Mr. Sibick's backyard.  He did not offer the classic "my dog found it and buried it" defense.  He has been in jail now since June on his new charges, when 3 assault style loaded rifles were found in his home.

Good luck.

Update: he has pled guilty. He gets sentenced 11/17, right before Thanksgiving.  The max is 7 years in the can.

And then there were none...

 A Federal Judge - Amit Mehta - the one who sentenced Peter Navarro to 4 months in the can and has presided over cases such as the google antitrust case - has reluctantly dropped the Seditious Conspiracy case against Stewart Rhodes, the Oath Keeper who managed to do what Ralphie Parker could not. We shall play a solemn hymn and bow our heads.

The oddest thing about looking up this info was learning that Amit is a huge hip-hop fan and even noted as much in the footnotes of a case that was about two songs being just a little too similar.

The Anti-weaponization Fund 47 still defending

 While simultaneously trying unsuccessfully to prosecute someone for dipping their hand into a The Reflecting Pool: even sycophant Jeanine Pirro recognized the insanity, our President is still defending a slush fund geared towards paying people who assaulted police officers and were subsequently pardoned for their inconvenience.  The president himself said and yes, this is an actual quote: "Perhaps there has never been a group of people treated so badly in our Nation's history." I'm no historian, but I seem to remember Slavery, internment camps for Japanese Americans and Italian Americans and multiple other examples that anyone who take history through the 8th Grade and paid attention approximately 30% of the time or more could rattle off the top of their head.  All this of course, while also acknowledging that the fund is indeed dead.

I really, really want to ask AI to write a poem tying in the irony of the Reflecting Pool nonsense with our current Presidents narcissism and the Greek story and the whole slush fund. With music from The Anti-Nowhere League backing, of course.