Oxymoron alert: J6er Elias Irizarry hired in Counterterrorism Role at Pentagon

 Qualified, maybe. Patriotic? Well, I think we have a different definition of what constitutes patriotism.  In his defense he was just 19, if you know what I mean. How could I dance with another, whooo!

Best line : "AI won't take your job, a convicted J6er(but pardoned) will"