Oxymoron alert: J6er Elias Irizarry hired in Counterterrorism Role at Pentagon

 Qualified, maybe. Patriotic, I think we have a different definition of what constitutes patriotism.  In his defense he was just 19, if you know what I mean.

Best line : "AI won't take your job, a convicted J6er will"

J6er Protester Craig Long and pardoned J6er Ryan Yates busted for allegedly soliciting Prostitute

 Operation "Polk around and find out" PaFo.  Sounds like one of the visuals in the old Batman TV Show when Batman punched someone.  Craig posed with the President recently as a UFC show - tall guy - dwarfed the Prez and his son. 

Both of course are innocent until proven guilty.  The libertarian in me thinks some "victimless" crimes shouldn't be criminalized, but the issue is that many of the women are the victims of trafficking and coercion, which is awful.   

Lawfare Fund Work In Progress

 Trying to consume and digest the entirety of the 1.776 Lawfare Fund and agreement from Treasury to let anyone with the name of Trump file whatever they want on their taxes for perpetuity.

My first thought is where are the "no money should go to J6 Rioters until every homeless veteran is taken care of" type memes and tropes?

The second thought is "the isn't what we meant by reparations". (I don't agree with reparation movement, either but that's a separate story)

How about a new late night commercial by attorneys: "Did you assault police officers at the Capitol?  You may be entitled to compensation"

Taylor Taranto wants in and he is running for something.

Lawsuits are pending but Congress is best bet. Police sued to block the funds.

Here's the $ you can expect

Ding dong the fund is dead

DOJ removes J6er references from Website and Database

My first take was going to be from the Movie "No Way Out", when they added the gift to the registry of the State Department or something like that. But 1984 clearly is the better analogy. Nonetheless, watch No Way Out.  Great Costner flick.

 The Ministry of Truth, as George Orwell so presciently (is that a word?) observed, was not a place of malice; it was a place of professional pride. Winston Smith did not view his daily toil (the systematic vaporization of inconvenient facts down the memory hole) as a crime. It was a craft. It was the delicate, rectifying art of ensuring that yesterday’s news perfectly aligned with today’s policy, ensuring the public mind remained as smooth and unblemished as a freshly buffed bowling ball. Never mind that the average person would need a chiropractor after contorting themselves into aligning with the current positioning. Winston would have fit right in at the IT Dept at the Department of Justice.

The DOJ recently set about tidying up its digital storefront. Specifically, they began quietly scrubbing their public website of the vast, meticulous database detailing the criminal undertakings, charges, and convictions related to the January 6th Capitol riot.

To Winston Smith, the intrinsic satisfaction of the job lay in the messy, intricate details, combined with the physicality of his alterations. When the Party changed the production quotas for the Ninth Three-Year Plan from a deficit to a surplus, Winston didn’t just scratch out the old number; he completely re-authored the past to make the current abundance seem inevitable, logical, and mathematically beautiful.  A work of art.

One can see the same artistic dedication at play within the contemporary deep state. Maintaining a massive, searchable index of over a thousand American citizens charged with everything from seditious conspiracy to defecating in a building is just so cluttered. By evaporating the landing pages, the tables of pleas, and the mugshots, the modern data-management clerks aren't destroying information; they are merely "curating the narrative workspace." They are bringing harmony to the timeline.

The beauty of the internet was supposed to be its permanence, a decentralized fortress where facts could hide from the sticky fingers of politicians. But government, in its infinite majesty, has discovered that the digital age actually makes revisionism vastly more efficient. In the old days, Winston Smith had to use pneumatic tubes, razor blades, and a fiery furnace to destroy physical copies of The Times. It was exhausting, blue-collar work that left ink stains on the fingers.

Today, the Ministry of Justice can achieve the exact same historical rectitude with a couple of keystrokes, a modified robots.txt file, and a server migration. Presto! The past is corrected, and nobody even gets up to get a fresh cup of fair-trade coffee.

Winston Smith took pride in his work because he understood that if you control the past, you control the future. Similarly, if the DOJ website no longer carries the dense, legal footnotes of a multi-year domestic insurrection investigation, then did it ever really happen in quite that way? The edges soften. The memory blurs. The event transforms from a hard, documented legal reality into a partisan Rorschach test, malleable enough to fit whatever political schlock is being peddled during the next election cycle.

The true comedy—or tragedy, is that the bureaucratic mind never changes, whether it’s trapped in the grim, grey dystopia of Oceania or air-conditioned in the sleek corridors of Washington, D.C. The bureaucrat’s deepest desire is always a clean desk and an obedient public.

Winston Smith went to his downed his cheap vodka proud that he had helped keep the record straight by twisting it into pretzels. The tech-savvy compliance officers at the DOJ can sleep easy tonight knowing they’ve done the same. History is far too important to be left to the messy, stubborn custody of actual facts.

 

Ryan Nichols arrested again, this time in a church parking lot of all places

 Aspiring politician and pardoned J6er Ryan Nichols got arrested again, for an argument in a church parking lot.  Apparently a weapon was involved, as Ryan allegedly flashed a firearm.  The accuser was armed with, well, a bible. He is not an isolated incident in pardoned J6ers.  

People are starting to notice the double standard.

1776 Fund for j6ers?

 Our President has created what some are calling a slush fund to defend J6ers of crimes and other political allies.  Is that really what America First wants their tax dollars going towards?  This was part of Trums "settlement" of his 10 Billion Dollar lawsuit against the IRS which also allegedly protects him and family from future IRS litigation.  Jiminy Crickets.  I really dont want to see any more bragging about foregoing a presidential salary while we are getting fleeced.

David Daniel, J6er, pleads guilty in child sexual abuse case

 A leopard doesn't change their stripes. Or something like that.  And sometimes, abusing children isn't included in a blanket pardon.  David Daniel, a pardoned J6 rioter, is I believe the 5th pardoned J6er to have pled guilty or been convicted of child sexual exploitation, abuse or similar. Sounds like he was taking pictures of sexual images of minors, with one kid exploited prior to 1/6/21, and one after.  I don't know if it is statistically significant that he has a first name for both his first and last name and how that links to criminality, but it should be reviewed.  At least he doesnt go by his first, middle and last name.

"I want my 2 Dollars!" Says Christopher Price and Cynthia Ballinger

January 6th Rioters Price and Ballinger have filed a motion requesting their $570 fines be refunded, after they were convicted and subsequently pardoned for their alleged crimes at the breach of the Capitol on January 6th 2021.  The question is who refunds the money.  I guess the feces and other destruction caused on Jan 6th were automatically removed upon the blanket pardon. The question is will the Architect of the Capitol and the Crime Victims Fund refund the $570.  I'm no mathmetician or economist, but I'd think the time and cost of retrieving the $570 will cost more than $570. I think Pirro's blowout costs more than $570.

Public service announcement, if you do not get the I want my 2 Dollars reference, I sugest you immediately put down whatever you are doing and go watch "Better Off Dead" starring our favorite future kickboxer.

Daniel Tocci J6er Sentenced to 4 years for Child Porn

 I almost passed over the news of Daniel Tocci being sentenced to 4 years in Prison for his massive collection of child sexual abuse images, amonst other depraved videos in his collection.  I had him confused with Andrew Paul Johnson, another J6er recently convicted of sexual abuse of minors. I wonder what he whistled at when he was working construction in Western Massachusetts.  I dont know how one would have the time to have over 100,000 sexual images, but allegedly he did. He argued that the search of his home was due to his particpation in the J6 riot and since he was pardoned, that prosecutors shouldn't consider his illegal porn stash as legally obtained evidence, or something like that.  I wonder how you explain that to your construction site buddies.

Good luck in Prison. Pro tip: shave the moustache before serving your bid.

NY Times Steals my thunder covers J6er's Crimes post J6

 Come on NYT, I was here first.  But looks like a good read.  I don't think I covered Joseph Munafo who doesn't sound like much of a fun mofo.  He allegedly assaulted police during the J6 riots, including punching a police officer multiple times, making off with a riot shield, and using a flag pole to break a window. His anger management classes have had mixed success, as he allegedly threatened a 911 dispatcher in his latest legal encounters and was charged with multiple othe rmenacing phone calls.

Jared Wise resigns from Justice Dept

 In a case where indeed throwing the baby out with the bath water is a good thing, Jared Wise has resigned from the Justice Department at or around the same time as Pam Bondi's dismissal.  Apparently, Jared Wise was ousted in some sort of power struggle in the Justice Department's "Weaponization Working Group".  I am not completely sure if that means they were working on further weaponizing the current administration's Justice Department or simply looking at the previous administration's. But I will take a wild guess and deduce that it is the prior administration. Let's put it up there with Peacekeeping Missiles as one of my favorite all time oxmorons.  "Who are you calling an oxmoron?" 

Jared Wise, in case you don't remember, urged violence against the Capitol Police during the riot on Jan 6, as evidenced by transcipt of his own testimony.  I guess credit should be given to remove the fox from the henhouse or at least turning up the temperature high enough that the fox decides to leave.

Benjamin Martin pardoned J6er Now Candidate for Madera County Supervisor

 Convicted then Pardoned J6er, Benjamin Martin has announced his candidancy for Madera County Supervison. The incumbent candiate isn't particularly worried that the former real estate agent turned gourmet mushroom farmer will unseat him. But if you job entails keeping your product in the dark and and feeding it horsesh*t all day, that is pretty good training for a career in politics. That said, he should not have trimmed his beard up and left it like a 70's bush.

Once, when I was younger and stupid, a friend and I were drinking at a dive bar and proceeded to close it out.  Our dinner consisted of the free popcorn in the bar, which is the greatest idea of all time.  If you are the bar owner, not for dinner.  Anyway, it was snowing and foggy that evening around the holidays.  We were stumbling back to my buddy's dive apartment, when he had the brilliant idea of climbing a ladder to go onto the roof of the local Nipple Works factory.  The steam billowing from the short smokestacks had created a surreal vibe, with the snow, fog, and our intoxication. After about 5 minutes of walking around the 3 story rooftop enjoying the scenery, the police arrived.  They had a spotlight and asked us politely to come down.  My fiend was grabbed rather quickly, but I decided to hang around under a smokestack and and hide.  15 Minutes later, an officer grabbed my arm and escorted me down from the building.

We were charged with defiant trespassing, booked, and held for a little while.  The court date was a couple months later and we paid a minimal fine.  I remember it was once again, during a snowstorm as I had to travel from college back to my hometown for the hearing.  I told no one, ever, about this shameful incident.  Little did I know it was really God telling me to use it as a springboard to find my true calling, politics! 

Bryan Betancur J6er banned from DC Trains

 Bryan Betancur apparently has a hair fetish of some sort (allegedly). While he was pardoned for his field trip om January 6th and subsequent activities related to that, he has pending assault charges now for touching women's hair while on the DC Metro Train. And filming it of course and posting on x, to ensure a proper digital trail for use in the case. Inquires stated that he was not on his way to the patent office office or attending the annual Mensa Society Picnic, so those rumors can be ruled out.

Since it must have been a BOGO day, officers arrested him in the parking lot of the courthouse for a warrant on an "unrelated" charge.  Mr. Betancur has a 2019 burglary conviction already and a violation of an anti-stalking order from 2024.  A run for public office must be in his future.

Update: he was arrested again for a stalking allegation.

Brian Cole a Day Early a Dollar Short

 Brian Cole, who allegedly placed explosives  at or near the Democrat AND Replublican Headquarters in DC's downtown area on January 5th, is not able to cash in his J6 get out of jail free card for his alleged actions. President Trump's sweeping pardons only covered anti government actions like pooping in the Capitol, Tresppassing, Theft, and of course assaulting Police Officers if the actions occurred ON January 6th. The devil is in the details, my friend. Backstory:

The story of Brian Cole's alleged detour into Washington D.C. on January 5, 2021, plays out like a spy thriller directed by someone who accidentally swapped the script with a Home Depot shopping list and had an accident that dropped their IQ by 40 points.

After nearly five years, investigators finally "solved" the mystery in late 2025. There were all kinds of fun accusations and conspiracy theories laid to rest. Here is a summary of the events that led to his current legal issues

On the evening of January 5th, Cole reportedly decided that the best way to spend his Tuesday night was to drive his Nissan Sentra from Woodbridge, Virginia, into the heart of D.C. He opted for the Classic J6 Starter Kit Outfit of a grey hoodie, a face mask, and very distinctive Nike Air Max Speed Turf shoes. My years of watching Crime TV reveals that means distinctive footprints, etc.  According to the FBI, he spent about an hour wandering the streets of Capitol Hill like a tourist who had lost their hotel. He was caught on camera taking casual breaks on park benches and strolling through alleys, all while carrying a backpack that definitely wasn't full of souvenir postcards.

Prosecutors allege that Cole’s explosive devices weren't exactly high-tech military hardware. Instead, they were more of a DIY project: He allegedly built the bombs using galvanized pipes and white kitchen-style timers he’d been buying at Home Depot and Lowe’s since 2019. He placed one bomb near the RNC and one near the DNC. They were functional and "viable," but in a stroke of luck for everyone involved, the 60-minute timers he reportedly set failed to actually detonate the devices.

While the masked hoodie-look worked for the cameras for a while, his technology was less cooperative: His cell phone was pinging off towers in the exact vicinity of the RNC and DNC right as the bombs were being placed. His Nissan Sentra was caught by a license plate reader less than a half-mile from the scene. Investigators eventually just looked at his bank statements and found a steady history of "bomb-making-kit" purchases.

In a move that could only happen in 2026, Cole’s defense attorneys are currently arguing that he shouldn't be prosecuted because he was already pardoned. They claim that because President Trump issued a mass pardon for everyone involved in "events at or near the Capitol on January 6," and because his bombs were found on January 6, he counts as a "J6 participant." He’s just an “early” person, not a “late” person!

 

Jake Lang charged with threatening Officer

Jake Lang went to a 5th anniversary event of the January 6th Riot and allegedly threatened an officer. Lang has already applied to run for office and protested in front an AIPAC Office and allegedly made a Nazi Salute. AIPAC is a pro-Israeli lobbying firm.

Jake Lang is the ultimate product of the Modern American Pardon: a man who was handed a "Get Out of Jail Free" card and immediately decided to use it to buy a hotel on the most offensive square on the board. Having been liberated from the federal "clink" for his participation in the January 6th festivities—an event he apparently remembers as a "beautiful" theological seminar—Lang is now running for the U.S. Senate in Florida.  And getting arrested for threatening police officers.

In Florida, of course, "running for Senate" is a hobby roughly as common as collecting seashells or getting a suspicious mole checked out. But Lang isn't just running; he’s performing. His platform is a dizzying cocktail of "Great Replacement" paranoia, medieval Crusade role-play, and a fixation on bacon that suggests he has a very confused understanding of both Islam and breakfast.

At his recent demonstration outside AIPAC headquarters, Lang combined the gravitas of a kindergarten teacher with the rhetoric of a Nuremberg rally. He threw chocolate coins. Gelt, I am guessing. One can only imagine the strategic meetings that led to this.

The danger of the "Lang Type" isn't that they are going to win an election. Lang has raised about as much money as a high school car wash during a thunderstorm, and he’s challenging an incumbent with the kind of presidential backing that Lang can only dream of. No, the danger is that Lang represents the "Unfiltered Id" of a political movement that has lost its internal GPS.

In the old days, twenty minutes ago antisemitism and Nazi salutes were considered "career-ending moves," much like admitting you enjoyed soy milk or that you actually read the bills before voting on them. Today, thanks to the miracle of the internet and the total collapse of the shame industry, Lang can stand on a sidewalk, peddle tropes about God knows what  and still find himself in the same conversation as mainstream politicians.

He is the "Sovereign Subservient." He screams about "freedom" and "guns" while simultaneously demanding a government that would hang his political opponents from the gallows. It’s a specific kind of cognitive dissonance that requires a very sturdy helmet to maintain. He wants a "Crusade," but he wants it to be televised, tax-exempt, and presumably catered.

Lang’s rhetoric about "hanging for treason" is the hallmark of the modern political hobbyist. To the Langs of the world, "treason" is defined as, well, I don’t think they really know. But they shout about it. It’s a convenient definition. It saves you the trouble of having to learn about policy, trade agreements, or how a bill actually becomes a law (hint: it usually involves a lot of people in expensive suits lying to each other in a steakhouse).

The real danger here is the baseline theory of crazy. By the time someone like Jake Lang is done yelling about anchor babies and brainwashing in Hollywood, the person standing next to him, the one who is only slightly paranoid starts to look like a moderate. He moves the "Overton Window" so far to the right that the window is now located in a different zip code entirely.

Often, we look at politicians as a bunch of people who want to run your life because they thought they know better than you. Jake Lang is a variation on that theme, but with more Nazi salutes and less coherent planning.

Lang is a reminder that when you empty the jails of "patriots," you don't always get Cincinnatus returning to his plow. Sometimes you just get a guy in Florida with a bag of chocolate coins and a very loud megaphone, shouting into the wind about a Crusade that exists only in his own head.

The good news? Most Floridians are too busy worrying about their insurance premiums to join a Crusade led by a guy who thinks Hanukkah gelt is a tactical weapon. The bad news? In 2026, the line between "fringe lunatic" and "campaign trail regular" is getting thinner than the foil on one of Jake's coins.

Phil Grillo, Pardoned J6er Runs for Office in Queens

 Phillip S Grillo, who enjoys taking selfies with a lit cigarette in his mouth and storming a Capitol with a megaphone in his hand in his spare time, has filed to run in the Primary for the 26th Assembly District of New York State which represents Northeast Queens.  Previously, he ran for George Santos's vacated seat unsuccessfully. Unlike many of his fellow rioters, Phillip has some political experience as he was a district leader of the Republican Party previously.  He also is a retired NYC Police Officer who ironically or unironically at one point worked security of the perimeter of Gracie Mansion.  Additionally, he is/was an active member of the Knights of Columbus, and wore a jacket identifying himself as a member during the J6 riot.  That evidence was used in his original conviction in the storming of the Capitol.

During his participation of the riot on the Capitol on January 6th, 2021 Mr. Grillo is allegedly on video and audio recordings claiming that he is there to stop the steal and allegedly requests a hit a maurijauna from a fellow rioter and hi fives him afterward. To his credit, he did tell the judge at his conviction hearing, correctly, that he would be pardoned.  I'm no resume analyst but if that doesn't scream out "election victory" I don't know what does.

Brian Mock, alleged assaulter of police, pardoned J6er, runs for office in MN

 Not a good look when your own son testifies against you.  Good luck.

I don't want to mock a guy who has a last name, of well, Mock but sometimes the jokes write themselves. We turn our weary eyes to Minnesota. Specifically, we look at Mr. Brian Dale Mock, a man who has decided that the best way to follow up a federal prison sentence for assaulting police officers is to ask the public for a promotion.

If you want to understand the current state of American democracy, don’t look at the C-SPAN floor or the Ivy League debating societies. Look at Brian Dale Mock. Brian is a landscaping company owner, a former debt collector, and a man who, on January 6, 2021, decided to treat the U.S. Capitol like a particularly rowdy frat party and have a very low tolerance for "unstructured feedback."

Most people, upon being convicted of eleven counts including felony assault and theft of government property, might consider a quiet life of growing rutabagas or perhaps taking up a hobby that doesn’t involve "total rebellion." But Brian is an American. And in America, a criminal record isn't a "barrier to entry"; it’s a "proven track record of fighting the system."

Brian is running for the Minnesota State Senate. His campaign slogan is "Your Proven Fighter," which is technically true, though usually, "proven fighters" in politics are talking about tackling the marginal tax rate, not tackling a Sergeant at Arms and bragging about it later.

The background here is what we in the "not-currently-indicted" community call eventful. Brian’s journey to the Capitol was a family affair, though not the kind you see in Hallmark movies. He drove to D.C. with his girlfriend, telling his oldest son he "might die there." This is the kind of fatherly advice that usually leads to a lot of therapist bills, and indeed, his son eventually testified against him. There is nothing quite like the warmth of a family bond being replaced by a federal subpoena.

During the "frenzy"—a delightful term used by prosecutors to describe what the rest of us call "multiple felonies"—Brian was seen shoving officers, throwing a broken flagpole like an Olympic javelin with none of the grace, and "liberating" two riot shields. He later told his friends he’d "taken down at least 6 cops." It’s the kind of boast you usually hear from a teenager playing Call of Duty, except Brian was doing it in a brisk January breeze on the West Plaza.

Of course, Brian claims it’s all been "blown out of proportion." This is the standard defense of the modern politician, when you’re caught with your hand in the cookie jar. If you’re caught with your hand in the cookie jar while running for office, you’re a "victim of a narrative." Brian even argued in court that when he posted about Nancy, he was talking about Nancy Sinatra, not Nancy Pelosi. Because, as we all know, the biggest threat to American liberty in 2021 was a 1960s pop star whose boots were made for walking.

But wait, there’s more! Where is that Ronco guy when we need him and a set of ginsu knives? Brian’s resume also includes a 2010 incident where he allegedly pointed a gun at three children during a birthday party because he thought they were trying to start a fire. When the SWAT team arrived, he did the only logical thing: he barricaded himself inside and shaved his head. It’s the kind of calm, measured crisis management we look for in a state legislator.  There also was an accusation that he assaulted his ex-wife in 2009, and she claimed she rescinded the accusation after he tried to blackmail her and threaten to get her fired from her job. (allegedly of course and this is hearsay)

Now, thanks to a pardon from the 47th President—a man who knows a thing or two about "alternative" legal outcomes, Brian is out of the clink and on the ballot. He’s campaigning on criminal justice reform. And why not? No one knows the system better than a guy who’s been tackled by every branch of it.

In the old days, a candidate with a history of assaulting police and threatening children with firearms would be told to "go away" by a man in a smoke-filled room. But now he is a disruptor or an unconventional truth teller.

Jake Lang, artist, J6er, sculpture kicker

 Artistic expression?  There is a certain irony to The Gadsden Flag types that side with heavy handed, undertrained, masked Gov't figures disregarding the assumption of innocence.  Pretty sure thats what the British Loyalists did. I picture the Jake Lang types as a modern version of the loyalist to the Brits during the American Revolution.

The 18th-century Loyalist was a fascinating study in anxiety. They lived in terror of the local revolutionary groups, who often took matters into their own hands and ran crying to the British Army for protection. They wanted the security of an Empire but the moral high ground of a victim.

Fast forward to our modern rattlesnake-waver. He buys a flag that lauds individual sovereignty and distrust of the state. He then spends his Sunday mornings cheering for a federal police force that uses surveillance technology King George III couldn't have dreamt of in a fever or a wet dream at his local intersection.

It is a specific kind of liberty that only applies if you have the right zip code and a valid birth certificate. To the Gadsden-ICE enthusiast, the rattlesnake isn't a warning to the government; it’s a mascot for the border patrol. They’ve essentially turned the snake into a narc.

The original rattlesnake was a warning against being stepped on by a King. The modern version seems to be asking the King if he needs help lacing up his combat boots to do the stepping.

In 1775, the British Army was the "Law and Order" party. They were the ones conducting warrantless searches see the Writs of Assistance to make sure nobody was dodging the King’s cut. If you were a Loyalist, you cheered this on because you weren't the one with a basement full of Dutch gunpowder.

Today’s Gadsden-ICE supporter views the federal government as a "Deep State" monster when it looks at their tax returns or their browser history. But the moment that same federal government puts on a windbreaker and starts checking papers at a Greyhound station, it suddenly becomes the "Thin Blue Line" protecting Western Civilization.

If a 1776 Patriot met a modern Gadsden-ICE enthusiast, the confusion would be total. The Patriot would  be curious Why do they fly the flag of the resistance while polishing the boots of the King’s tax collectors?

The modern enthusiast would likely respond by calling the Patriot a "globalist" and complaining about the price of diesel.

Ultimately, both the British Loyalist and the Gadsden-ICE fan share a singular, desperate hope: that the boot of the state will always be occupied by a foot they recognize, and that it will always land on someone else's neck.

DOJ tries to undo Steve Bannon's Contempt Conviction

I thought Bannon had bigger fish to fry with the alleged scam he was running. I guess he got no jail time for that but the DOJ is trying to sweep his contempt of court for J6 away.  I used to actually think Bannon made some good points.  When people show you who they are, believe them.

To me Bannon, is a really interesting guy.  He has blue collar, Irish Catholic, pro-union Democrat roots which was typical of that era. But I particuarly enjoy his fashion sense: longish hair in constant disarray screaming "I'll bet you wish you had a mane like this, horseshoe head!" and his ability to wear three button down shirts simultaneously.  He has three ex-wives, which is similar to his career path in that he has pivoted many times.  He developed his globalist view while servicng a Naval Ship during his stint as an officer.  He did't embrace globalism, he decided he hated the machinery in which globalism functioned. I can't visualize Mr Bannon going through Boot Camp, but he must have.  Thank you for your service.  From there he went to Goldman Sachs, an odd choice for someone who hates the globalist machinery.  Then woked on the Biosphere Project.  Not the one with Steven Baldwin, but that would have been better if he had.  Then he made Documentary Movies, which makes sense if he was part of the Steven Baldwin Biosphere flicks.  Then went to BreitBart News.

Andrew Johnson, J6er, convicted of sexually abusing children

 Andrew Johnson's arrest was previously noted here.  He tried to bribe one kid not to testify.  But he got convicted of exposing himself and molesting, one kid was under 12 and one under 16.  I dont think that goes over too well in prison, even if one is a J6er. Read here

I doubt he is related to the original Andrew Johnson, but even the corrupt President Andrew Johnson is probably rolling in his grave to have his name associated with this guy.  There really is not anything that can be written as humorous observational comedy about this guy.  But he not only claimed he would be getting a 10 million dollar payout for being tried for his alleged crimes on January 6th, but allegedly offered to share that with the child he allegedly molested if they wouldn't tell on him. By putting the kid in his will, allegedly. Unlike many of the other crimes listed by other J6ers, this occurred after January 6th, 2021.  And was not part of a search or any any evidence gathering for his J6 prosecution. And the alleged assaults were not one offs, but rather occurred multiple times.