BBC J6 Lawsuit: Discovery is a biotch

 Our current president is suing BBC for 10 Billion Dollars over selective editing of a speech, which the press does do to put our president in a bad light.  Which is odd, because there really isn't a need to as sunlight is the best disinfectant.  Just stick to the facts.  Plus, I thought he was a big fan of BBC.

Regardless, filing lawsuits, vexatious or not isn't really what I would think a tough guy would do.  But discovery is a biotch, I don't know if the legal team representing the president will want to turn over everything in discovery, I see a small undisclosed settlement.  Is that on Kalshi? Our Presidents lawyers are already complaining.

Can get arrested: Jake Lang reduced to holding provocative signs at BET Awards

 Jake Lang is trying to hang on to his 15 minutes of fame of being a pardoned rioter at the Jan 6 riots.  He is now reduced to holding offensive signs at the BET Awards and getting chased off/arrested.  I think that someone should come up with a MAGA Hollywood Squares Show, and he can fiitingly take Paul Lynn's Center Square.  Faux News, do you hear me? It would be a great great shoe.  Or maybe a different J6er can get unmasked at the end of the new and improved Scooby Doo Show.....Jake could say "and I would have succeeded if it weren't for you kids interested in the actual contents of our Constitution" Or something like that.  I guess nowadays a guest role on Big Brother or Naked and Afraid will have to do.

Anyway, Connie, I don't know what he does for money or how he earns his living, but tell him the answer is no.

I wonder if he can eat 50 eggs.

Jake Lang arrested, again

 Jake Lang, pardoned J6er, must have some sort of adsense for being arrested or somehow otherwise figured out how to monetize arrests. Or he figures that only strengthens his newsworthiness and credibility. He has branched out from traditional rioting and into social politics that really is best left alone.This time he allegedly claimed he was shoot someone in the head, during the sensationalized Karmelo Anthony trial. His hairstyle looks like early combover.  His parents must be proud when asked about their son at cocktail parties that they obviously attend.

He is our most frequently cited J6er, kudos! Check out the search section for more on ole Jake.

Grab bag: More on crimes of pardoned J6ers, Pence, DOJ Logic

 They should really consult an expert like myself for these articles. PBS has their take as well,  which makes me feel better about how I do my reporting. Over 6% of the pardoned J6ers have faced new offenses.  I wonder how that stacks up against imigrants, etc. Jake Lang is trying to set the record for most arrests after a J6 Pardon, but we haven't confirmed at our newsdesk.

Interestingly and unrelated Pence isn't so sympathetic to the slush fund.

Interesting doublespeak from the Justice Department on the slush fund for J6ers and the like.  "It's dead but don't kill it or something like that"

Oxymoron alert: J6er Elias Irizarry hired in Counterterrorism Role at Pentagon

 Qualified, maybe. Patriotic? Well, I think we have a different definition of what constitutes patriotism.  In his defense he was just 19, if you know what I mean. How could I dance with another, whooo!

Best line : "AI won't take your job, a convicted J6er(but pardoned) will"

J6er Protester Craig Long and pardoned J6er Ryan Yates busted for allegedly soliciting Prostitute

 Operation "Polk around and find out" PaFo.  Sounds like one of the visuals in the old Batman TV Show when Batman punched someone.  Craig posed with the President recently as a UFC show - tall guy - dwarfed the Prez and his son. 

Both of course are innocent until proven guilty.  The libertarian in me thinks some "victimless" crimes shouldn't be criminalized, but the issue is that many of the women are the victims of trafficking and coercion, which is awful.   

Lawfare Fund Work In Progress

 Trying to consume and digest the entirety of the 1.776 Lawfare Fund and agreement from Treasury to let anyone with the name of Trump file whatever they want on their taxes for perpetuity.

My first thought is where are the "no money should go to J6 Rioters until every homeless veteran is taken care of" type memes and tropes?

The second thought is "the isn't what we meant by reparations". (I don't agree with reparation movement, either but that's a separate story)

How about a new late night commercial by attorneys: "Did you assault police officers at the Capitol?  You may be entitled to compensation"

Taylor Taranto wants in and he is running for something.

Lawsuits are pending but Congress is best bet. Police sued to block the funds.

Here's the $ you can expect

Ding dong the fund is dead

Obscure way for J6ers to get $

Ryan Samsel accused of assaulting cop sues for 17.9 Million